Warning: You might fall off your chair. But it's really not that funny...it's more on the sad side. The following experiences are just a preview of our future America. Start imagining an America with darlings who are unproductive, illiterate, and irrational. Step into the classroom and the reality of NCLB...
In Science class...
"Ms. Jillian, ms. jillian, ms. jillian, ms. jillian, ms. jillian, ms. jillian, ms. jillian, ms. jillian..." Stop it already. "I just like saying that name. I think I'm going to buy a lamb. What if my name was 'Name of a train engine Jillian?'" If I had a son like you, I would kill myself.
"Eric has a condom in his bag!!!"
"You a porn star."
"Your mom!" The most popular morning greeting.
"Ms. Jillian, you're blind."
"Osama!"
In English class...
Comparisons
"Misa is like a doorknob, because everyone can get a turn." Simile
"My mother is a devil" Metaphor
"Lona, you are a piece of garbage" Metaphor
Homophones
"Pea like the ones you eat and pee like...when you pee."
"Coke like the ones you drink and coke like the ones you sniff."
Side Notes
"Suck my dick, Suck my dick, Suck my dick, Suck my dick, Suck my dick, Suck my dick, ..." said by a female student named Lona
"Mr., SHUSH! You too loud! You bad! I call Ms. Dean. SHHHH! I tell you 3 times!!! SHHHH!!! I need quiet to do homework" Homework is supposed to be done at home???
"He took my ball!"
In Social Studies class...
"You, Italians, go smoke some big banana weed" Being said to a teacher by a student.
"This is not a midterm; this is a shitterm"
"You're full of sh*t! You're nothing but a piece of sh*t. You're hands are full of sh*t." Being said by a student who don't even know the teacher!
Friday, January 25, 2008
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