Do You Smell the Bitch?

I probably wouldn't be teaching if it wasn't for all the PDs that I can attend.

I still have not figure out why children call each other names...

"Paula...you're a lion."
"Keema, your mouth smells like bitch"

But name-calling could be nice...
"Mom" one student called out in the middle of class. Then she thought about it. "I mean, Ms. Jillian"

After school...as two students followed Mr. English Teacher...
"Where's your car? I come home with you. I live with you now."

I thought we were not suppose to have intimate relationships between teachers and students...