5 more weeks!

Thinking about FIVE more weeks is just better than counting the days. The number is smaller.

Do you have your Periodic Table?
HELL YEA!

During the introduction to reproduction, curious George asked the following questions:
What do you mean I can't make a baby with a monkey?
What do you mean I can't make a baby with a chimpanzee?
If I can't make a baby with a monkey, then can Jack make one?

After Jack finished collecting the attendance folders from the 3rd floor, he decided to return to science class. As he opened the classroom door, he pressed his face tightly against the glass of the door. His face remained on the glass unitl he has fully opened the door.

OMG!

More name-calling with Jack after his masturbation scene during English class: Jerky Turkey

One way to reduce burning fossil fuels would be to...
"Climb trees for public transportation." said one student.
"How would we benefit from that?"
"Oh wait...that's for Jack only, sorry."

"Oh my god, you just called me an idiot! Did you hear that?"
"No, I didn't call you that. I said an IDIOM."
"No, you said idiot. I heard you."

"I'm going to have Ms. Jillian call your dad and speak to him in Chinese about your behavior in class."
"Go ahead. Call. Ms. Jillian. Ms. Jillian and my dad are friends now."

This quote is for our so-call "SP students": "The earthquake was in China and the cyclone was in Virginia, right?"

The mentalily of Jack's mom: "At this point, we have tried EVERYTHING that we can to help Jack. Nothing seem to help him. We are going to depend on God now. That's the only thing we can do now."

Award-Winning Students

5% salary increase does not seem to be enough for dealing with this:

Jack's Confession:
I must confess! I am a LAAAZZZZZY BOY!!! ~Indeed!

Poor Jack. He's always being picked on. However, he was inspired to write his first award-winning piece: "They Call Me Gorilla"

Continuing the subject of awards and Jack, the Science Fair Awards given out in May when the Project was due in Feburary:
Pictures of Jack with his award looked like pictures from a police line-up at the local prison. I guess he was practicing for his future occupation.

In times of fund-raising for the American Heart Association, some students dressed up for the occasion:
Who needs to visit the Franklin Institute to see the Giant Heart when there is one at school. Dressed in a red, skin-tight outfit, the four chambers flab out right at you. This Giant Heart will walk and talk with you. She'll curse you out or throw you aside to show you what a cardiac arrest feels like any time of day.

We realize that some kids don't know what to do with themselves sometimes. For example, Leon started touching him self in the middle of class. His hands on his own bosom, his eyes looking down at his hands. His body began to move as if there was music playing in the room. ~ What sick children!

Just Remember: The End is Near!

Disappointed by the absence of one student, who got suspended for making sexual comments. We missed a lot, but there are these...

Introduction to the Human Body Systems:

If you are white, then you got those white blood cells.

Where do babies come from?
Babies come from down there.
Babies come from the U-U-U-UTERUS!!!

Description of other teachers at school:
The FAT MAN on the 4th floor.

Hey...isn't this Ms. Z?

Saving the Earth and staying on the GREEN side:
Strategy #1 - Take shorter showers
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Notes on Lady Macbeth:
She a bitch!

Teacher: Lady Macbeth is quite cunning.
Student: Wait...you said she was a cunt?
Teacher: No...no...i didn't say that.
Student: Oh...ok.