Just Remember: The End is Near!

Disappointed by the absence of one student, who got suspended for making sexual comments. We missed a lot, but there are these...

Introduction to the Human Body Systems:

If you are white, then you got those white blood cells.

Where do babies come from?
Babies come from down there.
Babies come from the U-U-U-UTERUS!!!

Description of other teachers at school:
The FAT MAN on the 4th floor.

Hey...isn't this Ms. Z?

Saving the Earth and staying on the GREEN side:
Strategy #1 - Take shorter showers
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Notes on Lady Macbeth:
She a bitch!

Teacher: Lady Macbeth is quite cunning.
Student: Wait...you said she was a cunt?
Teacher: No...no...i didn't say that.
Student: Oh...ok.