Forty-Eight More Days!

After a stolen digital camera and another girl fight involving the girl who dressed like she was going to be doing something in front of a green screen during St. Patrick's Day... (grasp for air)... we have survived again:

Most By Jack:

Lona: Shut up, you dickface.

Jack: You shut up. You know you are not a true diva!

Jack again: Yo! Yo! Who you startin' with Cugine?!

The door creaked open by itself during class. "It's the Devil's Agent!" Jack exclaimed.

"He's a Fart Machine!!!!"

"My Name is AFRICAN! My name is UNIQUE! My name MEANS SOMETHING!" Yet the first time I heard and saw his name, I thought it read "CHAOS"!

"Oh, I hate him. I'm going to break his face!" A student commented on their English teacher.

"Eeesh, Ms. Jillian!" After providing lunch detention to a bunch of lovelies.

Anger Management Skills:
"I just lost my five dollars. I'm so mad." Student walks into the classroom, "Ms. Jillian, do you have a plastic toy to squeeze on?"

On reading Hamlet

Teacher: What happened behind the curtain in Hamlet's mother's bedroom?

Student: A lot of moaning and screaming

Introduction of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern -

"Mr., are they life partners?"