Why do we even try?

As he walked into a roomful of food: "What the hell is this???"

Why is the dean always picking on me: "You feening! Oh my God...you feeening!!!"

Picking up a student from another room: "Yes! You have saved me from this place!"

It was 1st period class and I am sort of proud of myself when all my students had their notebooks out, writing down the Do Now. Wait...all my students EXCEPT FOR JACK. Jack was seated in his chair, blowing nothingness out from his hand...he must be seeing something we don't see.

Note passing: "Please forgive me, I'll give you a hug?!"

It is quite embarrassing when all 4 of your major subject teachers taketurns to speak with your mom. It's worst when the math teacher starts to curse:
Ms. Jillian - Please hold on, here is the math teacher.

Mr. Math - Your child have not made any improvements since the last time I spoke to you. She is still being disruptive in class. And she is talking to another student from across the room. She is also cursing across the room too.

Parent - What is she actually saying in your class that's so bad?

Mr. Math - F*CK YOU!

Parent - Alright, I'm going to try to talk to her about that. I'm going to talk to her.