We Are Praying For Him

Tales of a gifted child named Jack...

"Bill Nye is a madman!"

"She's a madwoman!"

"How can I say this in a more 'professional' way?" Jack asked as he raised his hand gesturing "professional" in quotation marks. A short pause as he tried to search for the appropriate words. "Why can't we eliminate and excrete at the same time?"

Jack on Taking Notes -
Teacher: Your son did not do the classwork today; there was nothing written in his notebook.
Parent: My son told me that he was watching a movie in class today.
Teacher: Now we did not spend the whole period watching the movie. We were watching the movie for part of the period, but he was suppose to have notes written for the other part of the period. Very rarely...very rarely...VERY RARELY do I show the WHOLE movie.
Parent: Well, the next time that the class watches the whole movie, may I ask you to please write in his notebook "You have watched the WHOLE movie in class" the next time you show a movie.

On the line before dismissal...
Teacher: Show me your notebook Jack!
Jack (In his beautiful Jamaican accent): Oh no man...no!