Short Week

For a short four-day week, it seemed like an eternity. Hold on to your hair because the following entry might blow you away.

Nutso in Translation:
Woo Woo One = World War One
Sexy Finger = Sex Offender

"I didn't say she smell like shit...I said fish. She smell like fish."

Some kids are better than Careerbuilder.com
As he stared deeply into Kita's eyes,"When Kita grows up, he's going to get all the girls because he's got those blue eyes."

Teddy picked up a brush and started banging it on the table. Hitting the table almost to point of either breaking the brush or the table. And Jack screams, "He's a madman!"

Dean-to-Student Convo:
"You need to hurry up and hand me those conduct sheets that your mom made for you. I need to make a copy of them to record exactly what you are doing in school. You better hurry because you are holding the class up from dismissal," scolded the dean.
"Why is it always me. Always yelling at me. I'm going to switch schools," Jack replied.
"Go ahead switch schools. Now give those papers to me."
As Jack reluctantly hand over the papers to the dean, Jack said, "C'mon, I got things to do and places to go"

Problem Solving Strategy #99:
"Can I sit in the back of the room today?," asked Le Grande Muffintop.
"OK"
Le Grande Muffintop starts to walk towards the back of the classroom. The problem was les petits muffintops were all blocking the way to the back of the classroom. No worries though! For Le Grande Muffintop had the solution. Like what a baker would do with a piece of bad dough, Le Grande Muffintop tossed les petits muffintops out of her way. Les petits muffintops went flying across the room! However, the problem was solved and Le Grande Muffintop was content as she sat in the back of the classroom for the day.

On a separate occasion:
Le Grande Muffintop was caught in her beauty sleep during Social Studies class. After she awoke, we gave her a sleep number.

In desparate need of a health & hygiene class at our school:
"You know that girl, Julie, in your other class? She's disgusting! I saw her in the bathroom and she doesn't wash her hands after she goes. She just walks out afterwards."

While watching a Dr. Suess movie, one curious student asks, "Don't his bow-tie look like someone's balls?"

As a student rubbed his hands against the hairs of the teacher's arm,"Mr., you from Africa."