So this is IT! FINISHED! DONE! Here it ends our stories of Jack and the tales of the Giant Heart (b.k.a. The Muffintop). No more disrespectful comments from children from Hell.
Off we go on vacation...hoping that we don't see one of our students on the same cruise ship!
With love,
Ms. Jillian
Triangle Princess
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Three And A Half More Days!!!
Lesson on Acids and Bases:
Q: Which types of foods tastes bitter?
A: Mr. Joe (math teacher)
We have a winner here! We'll definitely see him on America's Most Wanted List in about 10 years or so:
"You better shut your fu*king face. You fu*king bitch. If you don't shut up, I'm going to break your fu*king face."
Q: Which types of foods tastes bitter?
A: Mr. Joe (math teacher)
We have a winner here! We'll definitely see him on America's Most Wanted List in about 10 years or so:
"You better shut your fu*king face. You fu*king bitch. If you don't shut up, I'm going to break your fu*king face."
Apparently Jack is under some kind of spell. Here's Jack commenting on Lona:
"I am under Lona's pure seduction spell. She is the Master of Seduction!"
And all this time we were trying to find out what the hell is wrong with this kid...
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Expressive Children
These are Jack's ways to express his affection towards certain people and things:
Kita will be perfect between Lona and Tyrone in bed.
Jack loves the classics. Like the 60s but without the drugs.
Our first Jack impersonater says, "You are an Outcast!"
The following event may be used in anology to seeing grizzly bears mate in the wild (very very rare event):
Chen finally spoke!!!! After 168 days of school, he finally spoke. In the most ghetto accent, he said, "Yo, gimme that pen!"
Kita will be perfect between Lona and Tyrone in bed.
Jack loves the classics. Like the 60s but without the drugs.
Our first Jack impersonater says, "You are an Outcast!"
The following event may be used in anology to seeing grizzly bears mate in the wild (very very rare event):
Chen finally spoke!!!! After 168 days of school, he finally spoke. In the most ghetto accent, he said, "Yo, gimme that pen!"
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Surprises Are Never-ending at School
You never know what kids will say to you next. Here are some samples...
"What do you mean I can't touch your tummy?"
Commotion over a freakin' blue pen lasted even 24 hours after the original argument:
"Give me back my pen! That's MY pen!"
"Ms. Jillian have no friends. How is that possible? How is it possible that Ms. Jillian only cut triangles and rectangles at home during the weekend?"
Dragging a student to the AP's office, the newly hired bouncer of the 3rd floor exclaim, "Delivery!"
"What do you mean I can't touch your tummy?"
Commotion over a freakin' blue pen lasted even 24 hours after the original argument:
"Give me back my pen! That's MY pen!"
"Ms. Jillian have no friends. How is that possible? How is it possible that Ms. Jillian only cut triangles and rectangles at home during the weekend?"
Dragging a student to the AP's office, the newly hired bouncer of the 3rd floor exclaim, "Delivery!"
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