Surprises Are Never-ending at School

You never know what kids will say to you next. Here are some samples...

"What do you mean I can't touch your tummy?"

Commotion over a freakin' blue pen lasted even 24 hours after the original argument:
"Give me back my pen! That's MY pen!"

"Ms. Jillian have no friends. How is that possible? How is it possible that Ms. Jillian only cut triangles and rectangles at home during the weekend?"

Dragging a student to the AP's office, the newly hired bouncer of the 3rd floor exclaim, "Delivery!"