And You Thought You've Saved Enough???

I deeply apologize for comments that I did not include. I may simply have short-term memory loss or there is just an overwhelming amount of ridiculous comments that exceeds the memory capacity of my gray matter.

In Science...
On Simple Machines:
"Ms. Jillian is Princess Triangle!"

"What's a nutcracker?" Have you ever seen those wooden soldiers they sell at Rite Aid during Christmas? "Yea, what are those for? Those are nutcrackers. "Where do you put the nut?" You put the nut in the mouth and you pull the lever from the back of the nutcracker and you crack the nut open. "Wait...where do you put the nut again?" In the mouth. "Whoa, Ms. Jillian....nut? in the mouth???"

Side Notes:
"You gay bastard!"

"Can you please tell me what an orgasm is? Please just tell me..."

"Ms. Jillian, are you really going to cut triangles this weekend?" Yes. "Oh my god, Ms. Jillian, you need a friend. You need a boyfriend. I can be your friend." (I am beginning to see that this kid is thinking of something else that makes me think...holy shit!)

"Oh my god, you f**kin' stupid!"

For ELL students today, do NOT got to Ms. Schmit period one. Follow your regular class schedule. YESSSS!

In the Hall Way...
"Can you give us a late pass?" Why? "Because the English teacher was being a bitch and wouldn't give us one."

In English Class...
"Mwahahahaha...Mwahahahaha...Mwahahahaha...Mwahahahaha..."

"You know that song?" Yea. "Mr., you are a complete stranger to me! "

Valentine Candy in Dialogue/Letter:
"Ooh, can I write thug love?"
"I love it when you _____ to me."
Let's glue the candy on my head!

In Social Studies...
"You smell like shit" Student comments on another student.

On the Judiciary System:

"Oh yea, I was in court the other day. My brother and sister were there for robbing a deli store AT GUNPOINT!"