Imagine If They Were Nice...

This was John Lennon: "Imagine all the people, living life in peace..."
This is reality from the students of Ms. Jillian:

"Shhhhhhut uuuuuuupppp!"

As one student decided to rip paper on her desk during classtime, another student nearby decided to take the ripped pieces of paper and say,"Confetti!" And confetti it was! All over the floor.
The story continues...with a broom at hand, but "You can't turn a hoe into a housewife."

Science Fair Presentations - after the 3rd "Does a banana turn brown faster in fridge or on the counter?" project.
Q: Why did you choose to do this project? Why bananas? What's so special about them?
A: I don't know?
Q: Why?
A: I LOVE BANANAS...OK?

Two students produced the classic A+, real tough project: "How to Make Tea?" (I think this was an assignment from English class and they just recycled it for their Science Project.)

I think we are having way too much fun in English Class...
Sequel to Valentine Dialogue/Letter:
"Who the f**k ripped the candy off my paper? I'm going to f**k them up when I find who did this."

Books for Dummies:
"How to tie a knot on a stem of a cherry with your tongue?"

"What's the KY Jelly Plan?"

Just Random Notes of Kindness:

"I like rocky road ice cream on your mom."
"John, you are a gorilla."
"Gerald gave me a wedgie. I can't tell anybody because she might do something to me after school."