The Madness Continues...

It has come to my attention that there's more...

On Writing Essays:
Topic: "A woman who means a lot to me is...."
Woman of interest: Miss M.
Teacher: Name what her finer points are.
Student: "She has two, right in front."

"Oh Gail!! Hi Gail!! GAAAAILLL!! I love Gail!" praised a yoga enthusiast. The same enthusiast did barrel rolls on desks in the middle of class. I guess he was practicing for yoga class. Thanks Gail!


Despite a car crash, life goes on (I just won't be driving for a while)...But this took me a while to put together.

From the most righteous: "You cannot call people bitches and hoes."

In Science -
Student A: "So did you study for the test?"
Student B: "No"
Student A: "Well, you should! Are you going to take the test?"
Student B: "No"
Student A: "Why?"
Student B: "Because the test is not in Chinese"
Ms. Jillian: Well, YOU'RE NOT IN CHINA!!!!

Why bring a teddy bear to school when it will be decapitated by a classmate?
A: "How much is the bear? I'll pay you back. "
B: "It's the price of your mom!"

"No one likes you because you have that big ugly black spot on your hand." Gee...That's some powerful spot he's got there!

Cross-curriculum activities -
Another Homophone:
The colon like the punctuation mark and the colon in your digestive system.

The performing arts in English class and Social Studies class:
Student 1: A student dirty dancing in front of the teacher is part of the lesson plan
Student 2: Male student performing striptease in the middle of the class was also planned
You put these two students together, you just might get one of the most inappropriate scenes in the history of education.

Are you hiding a bag of chips under your desk? "No." (This student shoves a bag of chips into his schoolbag. Shoving chips down his bag seem to be a problem for this student. It took him a while, moving his arm up and down in his bag, which was positioned between his legs. If present in the classroom, it would have seem like this student was searching for something more than a bag of chips.)

Cherish the laughs because there is no school next week.