Illogical Logic

In Chinese, the number '4' is a pun for the word "death". Here I am on the 4th floor of the building which houses the children of the Devil, if not the Devil himself.

There were rumors of Jack wanting to ____ other girls that were sitting near him.

Here on the 4th floor, logic runs out the window:
1) Muffintop and Co. are buddy old pals with the Dean.

2) All ESL kids are apparently "b-s-ing" teachers because they did everything they were suppose to in summer school.

3) All ESL kids got promoted because they did everything in summer school, but nothing during the academic year.

4) Teachers are born with skills to teach students who don't know anything, but numbers in English.

5) Students who attended school for 23 days or less throughout the school year will be promoted.

6) Lona, Tyrone, and one who was arrested should all be in the same class with 23 other students.

7) All science teachers know how to teach Earth Science.

8) The lab inventory person should be the one counting up all lab material in the lab storage room without the key to the lab storage room.