Thought I would do something good and bought a Chinese/English dictionary for my Chinese ELL students. Here's my lesson on Good vs. Bad Science Fair Questions that went down the drain:
An example of a bad science fair question would be "What is mold?" Now where can we find the answer to this word "mold"? In the dictionary! So I handed the Chinese dictionary to the Chinese kid who did not know English, hoping that he would find the translation to the word "mold" in Chinese. However, he pushed the book away. I placed the book on his table, he pushed to the corner of his desk without flipping one page of the damn book. Now tell me how the hell am I suppose to help these kids?!
Take a wild guess of who made this statement: "SHUT UP, Gorilla!"
Thank goodness for the smartboard: "I'll shut up if you use the green marker" said one student.
Somebody also said something about sucking somebody's sister's dick...hmm....seems like we gotta review the parts of the female reproductive system.
Classic Jack: "Why are you always on my grill?!"
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