High School Applications

So far October proved to be the month for Lona:

After being told to put away their HS applications in 5 seconds, Lona still had it on her desk. Enthusiatic about her zone school, she tells all her friends across the room, "Abraham Lincoln is my first choice." Ms. Jillian could not hold back, "Make sure you put I.S.____ as your first choice too cuz you're not going anywhere if you don't pass this class. Now put it away."
Lona obeyed for the first time in two years.

While explaining the symbol for depression (area of land below ground level) on a topographic map and using a crater as an example of a depression, Lona looked at another student and made the following comment: "Your face looks like crater."

Lona recruited another member, "Your mother belongs in Special Ed."